9 things to do with Goodwill Jesus pictures

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I think Jesus would have said this.
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I used to work at a Title 1 school in a very diverse town. My student’s said, “Ya’ll Bitches Need Jesus” all the time! And even though it is cultural appropriation I absolutely thought it was hilarious that they would tell eachother this. So I stole their idea and spray painted a Jesus figurine I got at Goodwill and found a discount shadow box at Michaels.
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I know I have two “Jesus Christ Look at the Time” Clocks, but I think this one is the funniest idea!
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I made this for my Gay Friend for his birthday. I think it’s a modern twist on a kind of offensive song. You can’t call people yellow or red! Holy buckets!
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I made this for my other gay friend
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Here is my Jesus wall! Where I keep my Goodwill Jesus Pictures until cheeky humor/creativity strikes me.
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A Jesus for every holiday would be perfect!